Topic Proposal 3

For essay number three, I plan to write about Guantanamo Bay once again but I plan to write it like the modest proposal. Because I am writing it like the modest proposal, I am going to write it from the Terrorists perspective, like I am thanking the U.S. for letting them go.

Possible points for writing could be:
-we will be able to attack you with more men now
-we know your weakness and we are gonna attack it even harder now
-the men that were in there hate you (America) even more for what you did to our men and you are now giving them a chance for redemption

These possible points could be very funny because of the view they are coming from. I feel as if I a trying to tell the reader what could happen if the terrorist were released but in a more comedic way than if it actually happened

A Modest Proposal

-What does towardly parts mean?
-What is a fricasie and a ragoust?
-He seems to use annum quite frequently but I am not able to tell what it means
-Who is the famous Salmanazor?

March 3

For something comedic, I've always been interested in great funny movies and one of my all time favorites would have to be Dumb and Dumber. There are so many great lines from the movie that I always take in.

My favorite would have to be:
Lloyd "Thats a lovely accent you have, New Jersey?"
Lady "Austria"
Lloyd "Austria, well then. G'day mate. Lets put another shrimp on the barbie"
Lady "Lets not"